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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Mitt Romney: Corporations Are People, My Friend

A better one...



That’s right. Corporations are people. They’re born, they live, they dream, they love. And that’s not all…



Soylent Green is people. Corporations are people. And don’t even get me started on Depeche Mode.

It’s about time somebody stood up for the downtrodden multinationals. When will society treat them fairly and allow them to marry and to serve in the armed forces? While they can’t vote, at least they can manipulate elections with their riches because the Supreme Court has ruled that money is speech. And since corporations have more money than “ordinary” people, they get more speech.

Aint Democracy grand? Way to go, Mitt.

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