Record Turnout Moves Iowa GOP To Attack Successful Voting System | Rache...

Republicans: "If we can't cheat and fix the vote or suppress the opposition we can't win because no rational person likes what we want to do. Everyone knows we're stinky and hurtful, we hate, we cry, we rage and beat on the weak and down trodden, we also rob the poor and try to destroy the middle class and won't stop until they're all in poverty.  We can't understand why we're not very popular but hey, as long as we can cheat we can get the job done, eh?"