Just
in case you haven’t heard: May 28 is the date that George Pataki will
announce whether he’s running for the Republican presidential
nomination.
Yes! George Pataki. Of New York. How can you not remember? He was governor for 12 years, for heaven’s sake.
Actually,
I can understand how it slipped your mind. In 1999, when Pataki was
still in office and much more famous than he is today, he went to New
Hampshire to feel out his presidential prospects, and I remember having
an argument with a cabdriver in Manchester who was sure that the
governor of New York was Rudy Giuliani.
This
is the season when America grows its crop of presidential candidates,
and even if the names are improbable, attention must be paid.
While
the Democratic side has not been particularly fertile, the Republican
contenders are multiplying like gerbils. Six hats are already in the
ring. On May 27, Rick (Remember Me?) Santorum will tell us where his
metaphorical headwear is going. A coy tweet from Texas reveals that Mr.
and Mrs. Rick Perry “have been discussing the future of this great
country and how our family can play a role,” and promises “a special
announcement” on June 4.
Donald
Trump claims he’ll have some exciting news in June, too. It’s been a
hard couple of weeks for Republicans, but the future is filled with
cheer. No reason worrying about Jeb Bush cratering when you have Rick
Santorum, Rick Perry, Donald Trump and George Pataki to look forward to. READ MORE